unsubstantiatedrumors:

I step into the dimly lit bar as some smooth jazz starts playing and I order a glass of ice water.

Ha, I would never let me senses dulled by alcohol, not like all these plebeians. I am a master of my senses, and with a case like this I can’t afford to break concentration.

I take out my Nintendo DS and start up a Professor Layton game.

I take a deep gulp of my ice water.

I have brain freeze.

It’s going to be a long night.

• 3 months ago

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