Department of Mysteries demands: NAME YOUR PENIS.

So I’m gonna go with “Vlad the Impaler” and leave it at that.

sundayletters:

hazelweatherfield:

replaced:

tracerthatonekid:

imasuckerforlovers:

thingshavechanged:

afallfromgrace:

Albert Tatlock the Intimidating Prehensile Tentacle

Mr Floppy the Floppy Pendulous Penis

Darth Vader the Adjustable Pendulous Penis

Darth Vader the Strangely Proportioned Intruder

Darth Vader the Ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction

Albatross the Strangely Proportioned Assault Weapon

Beastie the Strangely Proportioned Protrusion

• 3 years ago

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   Colonel Sanders the Strangely Proportioned Big Pink Cock Ang pakinggan panget nung sakin.

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    Darth Vader the Ever-ready Candy Cane. Oh, sweet.

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    Darth Vader the Adjustable Arse Prodder

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    Tom Jones the Deviant Pendulous Penis

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    Banana.

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    Albert Tatlock the Sugar Coated Bratwurst

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    Hannibal the Tiniest Light Sabre

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    Albert Tatlock the Strangely Proportioned Assault Weapon

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    Albert Tatlock the Licky Sticky Wank stick

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    Fred

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    Gigantor (to steal something from Night at the Museum)

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    Prince Charlie the Sleeping Protrusion

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    Winnie the Sweet Little Assault Weapon ( assault weapon? nice. )

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    Victor the Sweet Little Ferocious Beast (idk, sounds like a viking to me or something. lol)

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    Tom Jones the Unconventional Little Willy (tom jones. niceeee)

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    Colonel Sanders the Unconventional Electric Organ

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    Darth Vader the Incredible Caterpillar.

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    Hannibal the Ultrasonic Photon Canon

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    Donald the Sweet Little Pendulous Penis yo, my dick aint little

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    Albatross the Strangely Proportioned Assault Weapon

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    Hannibal the Unconventional Photon Canon ;D

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    Prince Charlie the Sugar Coated Caterpillar

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