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“LOSE THE COKE NAIL, BABE!” [FOR MANY MORE OF THESE HILARIOUS TAKEDOWNS OF THIS SOPPING WET TUMBLR  SEE THIS LINK AT HUMAN EVENTS.] wearethe99percent: I’m ashamed to be an american,where I’m anything but free. & I won’t forgive the men who lied,and took that right from me… This is our time to speak out. This is our time for change. We ARE the 99%. We are the 99%.Dear “american” woman,Our advice is simple: ditch the coke nail.Seriously, just hack that nasty thing off your pinky and don’t look back. And bear with us, this might seem unconventional, but consider giving up the coke habit too.If you don’t have your heart set on a decent job while you’re waiting for The Revolution to outlaw money and usher in a resource-based economy, we suppose you can keep your coke nail. But honestly, if that’s your choice, don’t count on your skills as a lyricist to get you by.Times are tough since the bottom dropped out of the single-verse, anti-American song parody market. Your use of a lowercase “a” in “american” was a nice touch, but you’ll never impress your friends in the 99 Percent Movement if you continue to brazenly flaunt your filthy cultural hegemony. Try swapping “american” for the Occupy Wall Street-approved demonym “USian” and watch your career soar!

“LOSE THE COKE NAIL, BABE!”

[FOR MANY MORE OF THESE HILARIOUS TAKEDOWNS OF THIS SOPPING WET TUMBLR  SEE THIS LINK AT HUMAN EVENTS.]

wearethe99percent:

I’m ashamed to be an american,
where I’m anything but free. 
& I won’t forgive the men who lied,
and took that right from me…

This is our time to speak out. 
This is our time for change. 
We ARE the 99%.


We are the 99%.

Dear “american” woman,

Our advice is simple: ditch the coke nail.

Seriously, just hack that nasty thing off your pinky and don’t look back. And bear with us, this might seem unconventional, but consider giving up the coke habit too.

If you don’t have your heart set on a decent job while you’re waiting for The Revolution to outlaw money and usher in a resource-based economy, we suppose you can keep your coke nail. But honestly, if that’s your choice, don’t count on your skills as a lyricist to get you by.

Times are tough since the bottom dropped out of the single-verse, anti-American song parody market. Your use of a lowercase “a” in “american” was a nice touch, but you’ll never impress your friends in the 99 Percent Movement if you continue to brazenly flaunt your filthy cultural hegemony. Try swapping “american” for the Occupy Wall Street-approved demonym “USian” and watch your career soar!

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